2} Frustrated like a monkey in a monkey-proof box / a monkey with writers' block

3} Frustrating like a Rubik's monkey

4} Low like a monkey in a monkey-proof box in a well of soup / a Dutch monkey

5} Tasty like a roasted monkey / a chocolate covered monkey / a nougat-filled monkey

6} Crunchy like a kentucky fried monkey / a chocolate covered frog monkey

7} Packed like a college-bound monkey

8} Stuffed like a taxidermed monkey / a Thanksgiving monkey

9} Odd like a #3 monkey

10} Red like a Santa monkey / a bloody monkey / a monkey with the rinds in

11} Hairy like a monkey

12} Smelly like a monkey / an unbathed monkey

13} Wet like a melted monkey / a sea monkey

14} Small like like Spanish monquito

15} Percolated like a monkaphone

16} Sweet like a wheat monkey / a sugar-coated monkey

17} Big like a giant monkey

18} Forwards like a stogging monkey

19} Safe like a wussy monkey / a brown monkey

20} Expensive like black monkey

21} Wooden like a boat monkey / a Rendsburg monkey

22} Illogical like a studying monkey

23} White like an albino monkey / a paper towel monkey / a bleached monkey / a ghost monkey

24} Clear like an Eli-headed monkey / a translucent monkey / a glass monkey

25} Around like an oscillating monkey

26} Pink like a shaven monkey

27} Shiny like a waxed monkey / a polished monkey

28} Blue like a sad monkey

29} Tentically like an octomonkey

30} Square like a unhip monkey / boxular monkey

31} Kidnapped like a bone collected monkey

32} Constipated like a monkey

33} Tied up like a busy monkey

34} High like an altitudinous monkey / a stoned monkey

35} Stoned like a s'kila monkey / a Rebecca monkey

36} Fresh like a wood monkey

37} Cold like a monkey on the rocks / an ice monkey / an Arctic monkey / a polar monkey / a heartless monkey

38} Decptive like an undercover monkey / a monkey, James monkey

39} Sick like a dog monkey / a plague-ridden monkey / a monkey

40} Sweaty like an athletic monkey

41} Slimy like a gooey monkey

42} Straight like a Scotch monkey

43} Expensive like a gold monkey / a diamond monkey / a white monkey

44} Soft like a cotton monkey / a polyester monkey

45} Tuscular like an elephant monkey

46} Cool like a Nestea monkey

47} Slippery like a thief monkey / banana monkey

49} Dry like a parched monkey

50} Deformed like a freak monkey

51} Unbreakable Steakable like a Mendy monkey

52} Lisped like a Y.U. monkey

53} Sly like a used car selling monkey

54} Pittsburgh residing like a panthomonkey

55} Tricky like Wile E. Monkey

56} Pitted like a prune monkey

57} Flawed like an imperfect monkey

58} Nas like a Jelly Belly monkey

59} Dusty like an old monkey / a chalk monkey

60} Bent like a scoliosis monkey

61} Lost like a monkey in London / a monkey in a labyrinth / a monkey at Discovery Zone / a monkey at an optometrists' convention

62} Sharp like a spicy monkey / a cheddar monkey

63} Steamy like a vaporized monkey

64} Mamalons like an overbitten monkey

65} Has no life like a *.*.*.*. attending monkey

66} Dead like a decapitated monkey / a monkey that lost its balance / a monkey that missed a branch

67} Wise like a Morpheus monkey / an old monkey

68} Old like a cryogenically frozen monkey

69} Popular like a WB17 monkey

70} Angelic like an Anaheim monkey

71} Awesome like a sick monkey

72} Silent like a mouthless monkey

73} Rotten like an expired monkey

74} Undead like a weremonkey / a vampmonkey

75} Free like a former slave monkey / a liberated monkey

76} Dumb like a jock monkey

77} Smart like a nerd monkey

78} Solid like a congealed cheese monkey

79} Cool like a Fonzy monkey / an air conditioned monkey

80} Talented like a circus monkey

81} Cruel like a nazi monkey

82} Risky like a daremonkey

83} Fun to draw on like a Pokèmonkey folder

84} Strong like a WMF monkey

85} Drowning like a monkey

86} Punk like a skateboard monkey

87} Braced like a brown monkey tooth

88} Fat like an obese monkey / a swolen monkey / a Pilsbury dough monkey

89} Phat like a hot monkey

90} Platinum like a speaker monkey

91} Viscous like a liquid monkey

92} Wicked like a candle monkey

93} Smooth like a silk monkey

94} Stuck like an Excalibur monkey / a monkey in a mouse trap / a Scotch monkey / an Elmer's monkey / a Jiffy monkey / a British monkey

95} Written like a Bible monkey

96} Vomitous like a volcanic monkey

97} Airbourne like a catapulted monkey

98} Plain like a black and white monkey

99} Painful like a circumcized monkey / a pounded monkey / a scalped monkey / a stretched out monkey

100} Poisoned like a snakebitten monkey

101} Searched like a drug using monkey

102} Zippered like a monkey suit

103} Bloody like an operating monkey

104} Black like a colorless monkey

105} Spacious like a hollow monkey

106} Drunk like a Russian monkey / an Irish monkey

107} Cheap like a Jewish monkey

107} Racist like a KKK monkey

107} Hip to the groove like a hippie monkey

108} Mystical like a fire brething monkey

109} Hairless like a shorn monkey / a bald monkey

110} Multiple personalities like a schizophrenic monkey

111} Flea infested like a dog monkey

112} Shreded like a monkey in a blender

113} Orbiting like a space monkey

114} Drives like a golfing monkey

115} Sad like a heartbroken monkey

116} Ancient like a mumified monkey

117} Smoked like a grass monkey / a weed monkey

118} Locked like a safe monkey

119} Tired like a somniferous monkey

120} Happy like a gay monkey / a clown monkey

121} Bruised like a kung-fu'd monkey / a beaten monkey / a spanked monkey

122} Hidden like a camoflage monkey / a dragon monkey

123} Itchy like a crab monkey

124} Dizzy like an ER monkey

125} Prickly like a burmonkey

126} Smelly like Smile E. Monkey

127} Tall like a giraffe monkey

128} Eternal like a Canadian monkey

129} Extant like an afro monkey

130} Smiling like a MacDonald's monkey

131} Legendary like an easter monkey / an abominable monkey / a santa monkey

132} Undecided like a Jon monkey

133} Undefined like a stogg monkey

134} Stogg like a blogg monkey

135} Bouncy like a spring monkey / a monkoline / shocked monkey / rubber monkey / Tigger monkey

136} Coniferous like a pine monkey

137} Catholic like a Pope monkey

138} Flat like a steamrolled monkey / an ironed monkey / an iron monkey / a 180 degree monkey

139} Silly like a Trix monkey

140} Eli like a shelled monkey / a snake-tongued monkey / a brain-dyed monkey / a stool monkey / a clear-headed monkey

141} Boxular like a juice monkey

142} Lanky like a Yishai monkey

143} Soft like a plush monkey

144} Speeding like a monkey under the influence / an M.U.I.

145} Doubled-chinned like a sailor monkey

146} Super charged like a frosted monkey

147} Jolly like a green monkey

148} Rug-burned like a head standing monkey

149} Creepy like a somnambulist monkey

150} Nude like a playmonkey / a monkey

151} Curious like a monkey

152} Risky like a dangerous monkey / a hedge monkey / a Johnny Walker monkey (see #82)

153} Secure like a jailed monkey / an F.D.I.C. monkey / a postal monkey

154} Cheers me up like a comedic monkey / a Bull and Finch monkey

155} Versatile like around monkey nub

156} Hurts like a sadistic monkey / a rent-a-moneky / a monkey wound / a monkey per second

157} Ascetic like a monk-ey

158} Homeless like a Brody monkey / a treeless monkey / a hobo monkey

159} Wicked like a wax monkey

160} Vicious like liquid money

161} Bearded like a Judah monkey

162} Bites like a Barques monkey

163} Snoutular like a pig monkey

164} Given like a monkey

165} Duck like a quacktastic monkey / a quackular monkey

166} Elusive like a Godomsky monkey

167} Moribund like a TA monkey

168} Funky like a chicken monkey