Haven't you always wanted to visit the majestic Grand Caiman Island? Well good for you, because we're not offering a trip there. But yes, we are offering a trip to every Scandinavian's favorite tourist attraction. . . . .Saskatchewan!
For only two hundred easy payments of $39.95 you too could join the ranks of the relaxed happy Scandinavians. So you will be lounging on a Saskatchewanian "beach" sooner than you can say, "My name is Dob and I live in Canada where i work as a doughnut filler for the taco factory called Professor Bean's Tacos. And I curl in my free time." People just like you are going to our resort / self-help / rehabilitation center every day to make use of the services provided by our highly trained professionals.
Stay awake at all costs!!!!