Make no mistake, to be "brown" is not to bear a certain color, rather it is to be in a certain state o' mind. Everybody is born free of brownity whose degree is based on a universal scale. Through life, one's brownity fluctuates based on certain factors, explained below. When one reaches the 1000 brownity point mark, he passes from a stare of brownity to one of nworbity.
Brownity points are based on tufactors (See Bruno, the game of Bife). They are nose magnitude and stupidity. The greater the magnitude and stupidity, the browner.
See chart below.